“Do we have to go to the fireworks, Mama?”
“The people want to go, so we’re going.”
“I didn’t like it last year.”
“You’re whining.”
“I’m a dog, Mama. I’m supposed to whine.”
“You’re supposed to growl. Come on, you’re not a baby anymore.”
“You said if I growl at you, you’ll bite me.”
“Yeah, so that means you won’t growl at me? Afraid of a little nip? I can’t believe a child of mine is such a wimp.”
“Don’t call me a wimp, Mama.”
“Wimp, wimp wimp wimp.”
“Mama, stop.”
“Wiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmmmp.”
“Grrrrrrrr.”
“Wimp wimp wimp.”
“Grr grr grr grrrrrrrrrr.”
“Bite, bite, bite.”
“Grr grr bite bite.”
“Ou-oh-ou-oh, don’t bite your mama, ou-oh.”
“Yip yip yip, that was fun, Mama. Let’s do it again.”
“Let’s wait until tonight and do it at the fireworks.”
“Okay, Mama. I love you.”
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